Rude Rhymes
In many ways, I wish I'd never started the practice of segregating the rude and dirty poems in what is, after all, an adult poetry site. However, some readers are drawn straight to the filth and depravity, whilst others are pleased to have their blushes spared. You will certainly find ruder poems than Max's, but few that are executed with the refinement, intelligence and wit that his collection of rude rhymes displays.
Albert Venus
I may temporarily suspend the comment about refinement, as the opening poem is a fairly straightforward rude rhyme about Albert Venus and his multi-talented performing...
Ouija
A narrative poem in which the medium makes contact with a mischievous spirit, who seems intent on destroying her trade.
Short Story in Rhyme
The intriguing Short Story in Rhyme barely makes it into the rude rhymes department, but it does score 1 F, against Ouija's 1 O and Albert Venus' 1 P.
Alphabet Zoo
Dyke zoo keepers and their highly sexed charges make this trip to the animalarium a surreal and somewhat disturbing experience.
Like You’ve Never Heard It Before…
The poem carries the faintest echoes of The Owl and the Pussy Cat. Faint, and very badly distorted.
The Word
The site carries a health warning that the language used in some of the poems is sexual, anatomical or scatalogical in nature. The Word is a shit poem, or, to put it more politely, a rabelaisian poem which fully justifies the forewarning about scatalogia.
Complete Nonsense About Staines
An unusual quadralimerick which mixes nonsense, sex and flagellation. It could be set anywhere, but somehow Staines seems appropriate for this sordid tale.
Zip
Get the basics right and you wouldn't think a stripper could offend. How wrong you could be!
The Tragic Ballad of Rufus the Dog
A nonsense poem about the relationship between a fat old lady and a terrier called Rufus. It's very funny and also slightly disturbing.
