Nonsense Sex Poems
There are sex poems, and funny sex poems, but nonsense sex poems are like nothing else. Combining traditional elements of nonsense verse with the salacious, the sexual, the pornographic and the perverse, nonsense sex poems challenge you to loose your inhibitions and laugh your pants off, metaphorically, literally or perhaps even metaphysically.
Three Traditional Tales About Sex
A series of three sexually themed nonsense poems which will appeal to crossword lovers or morse code enthusiasts, as each concludes with an enigmatic dot dot dot.
Gastro Porn
The foodie fantasies alluded to in the poem couldn't be described either as the heights of gastronomy, or the depths of depravity. In fact, it's all very English - fish and chips, whips and whipped cream.
Woo
A nonsense poem about an encounter between a lusty milkmaid, a country gentleman and his wife in which sexual anticipation turns rapidly to disappointment.
Ties That Bind
As the late wisteria flourishes and garden doors need coats of green is an unlikely opening to a poem about bondage, but that's the nature of nonsense verse.
Pam Makes a Porno
A nonsense poem which veers from the gratuitously graphic to the mundanely domestic.
The Vicar of Wakefield
A twisted funny poem about a the sexual shenanigans of a country vicar who comes gloriously unstuck. And there's not a choirboy in sight!
The Bawdy Ballad of the Teasle-Weasle
A tangled tale of love and lust involving a Dodo and a Teasle Weasle.
Male Order Bride
A poem which describes a heart-rending encounter at an airport which is all about marriage, money and sex, and very little to do with love.
Come Dancing
A humorous poem about the dangers of dancing, particularly as a means of ensnaring members of the fairer sex.
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