Nonsense Sex Poems 2
Things are hotting up, with a further collection of nonsense sex poems on themes as diverse as fellatio, cunnilingus, bondage and go-go dancing. Those unfamilair with nonsense verse or Max Scratchmann's poetry may like to get their eye in with some clean nonsense poems before tackling these spicier offerings.
Island Bondage
A funny poem about an Orcadian bondage session which has an unlikely twist in the tale.
Joanie Bum Pimple
A poem which has all the absurdities of nonsense verse, yet relates a fairly straightforward tale of sex, marriage and bum pimples.
The True Story of Little Red Riding Hood
A reworking the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale which is considerably darker and dirtier than the original.
Siggurd’s Sausage
A poem about a visit to a burger van which is either very dirty or my judgemental is being warped by too much exposure to Max's poetry. I'll let you reach your own conclusion.
Bethany’s Song
More poetry on the theme of priapism.
The Fall of Betty
A poem about Betty, who led a troubled life before being recruited by MI5 as an undercover agent, in every sense of the word.
Dining Out in the Suburbs
A nonsense poem on the subject of cunnilingus. I did emphasise in the introduction that nonsense verse revolves around strange juxtapositions.
The Bawdy Tale of Jasper Jasper
The rampant Jasper Jasper signally fails to capture the heart, mind or body of his intended victim.
The Road to Tumble-Downs
As you sow, so shall you reap. This nonsense poem about rustic rumpy-pumpy, fecund with fruity metaphors, conceals a slightly murky moral message.
The Life and Death of Sabrina
A go-go dancer in a low class joint dreams of stardom.
Red Hot Rita
A sex fantasy cum poem about Red Hot Rita, a meter maid and much more besides.
